2 posts tagged “zippy”

A crackling fire in the fireplace, warm sunbeam, a pillow for your head.

Is there anything more needed on a cold Winter's day?

 

Hello my name is Autumn.  You may have seen or met me before through my favorite (shhh don't tell her she'll get a big head) pet Metz.

 

I've seen you humans laughing at your owners in various stages of disgrace having just been bathed, shaven, or other humiliating poses.  Tsk tsk. 

Rather than ahem, Rat you out to your owners I've decided to give you an opportunity to redeem yourselves by posting these pictures of my Pet's toys those annoying dogs.  Fresh from the groomers where they were put into a giant tub of water (ha-ha-ha) and washed with soap. (hahahahahahhahahahha) Then shaved!  (ROFLMTO!!!!)  Then and this is the best part, they put cutsie little bows on their collars.  (BWHAHHAHAHHHAAHHHA) (wipes tears from eyes).

My pets made a big fuss over their appearances when they returned, especially Renee's bushy mane around her head and the puff ball on the end of her tail.  Metz says Zippy looks like a distinguished gentleman with his well trimmed mustache.  I say they look ridiculous but they seem to amuse my pets so I'll continue to tolerate them.

Here's some before and after photos:

First up, Zippy

 

Pah!  Look at that unkempt fur will you?  See what I mean about dogs?  Can't even groom themselves properly.

I had to post this older one of Zippy in his collar because Metz couldn't get him to stand still long enough to get a decent forward before shot.  That, and this pic is just freaking hysterical to me.  Anyway, note the messy beard and mustache.  This is pretty much what his face was like before going to the groomer's today.

Now Zippy after

 

Awww, ain't he precious?  (SNERK, can't even do a proper Yeem glow.)  Although I must admit the groomers did make him look somewhat presentable.  They must have a cat on staff.  Metz said she saw Bunnies and a Ferret there when she dropped them off.  She promises next time to take her camera along to get some pictures of those morsels, erm I mean critters.

Now Renee on the other hand, she is almost cat like in her ability to project the Yeemage far and wide.  She still leaves a lot to be desired in the way of self grooming, but of all the dogs I can tolerate her the most because she does keep the others in line and mostly off of my back.

Renee before:  Watch out for those Yeems, you best put some sunscreen on.

 

 

Tsk, what a disgraceful mess!

 

If you enlarge the pic above you will notice the normal floofiness of her fur and tail.

Now Renee after.

 

A nice smooth coat as should be. Hmpf, if only they wouldn't call that mess on her head a "lion's mane", what an insult to lions!

 

Bwhahahhahha look at that pom pom on the end of her tail!

 

(GASP) OMG it is just so funny!   Of course our humans are making spectacles of themselves ooing and ahing over them. (something which they will pay for later you can be assured.)

 

Awwww, look at teh wittle puppy wit teh cute widdle bow.  (note to other cats I am being sarcastic-Autumn)

And finally the cute little couple together:

 

There you have it folks, dogs can be shaved too.  Just keep that in mind next time you're eying your owner cat.

Autumn