Law & Order: Petz Edition

Summer:  Our mini hoomans are spending way too much time playing with these HSM Dolls and not enough time filling our food bowls and giving out pettins.  Something's got to be done.  I'll distract them by puking in the hallway.  You remove these so called "toys". (said with a sneer)

Lucky:  Yes M'am, right away M'am!

The Suspects

Leaving the scene

Summer:  Let's hope he don't muff this up like he did the pom pom removal fiasco...(shakes head) leaving ribbon evidence in the vomit what an amateur.

Security Cam footage of Suspect #1

Lucky:  Lets see, where can I stash 'em?  The garbage?  Nahh, too obvious.  Under the rocking chair?  Nahhh.  OH I know!  In the tote labled "Dolls".  Wicked laugh.  They'll never look there!  Mhwhaahhahahhaaahhaaa PURRRRR.

Suspect # 2 following orders

Lucky:  Yeah I offed those dolls.  Those mini hoomans arenebber gonna find dem!  MWHAHHHAHHHA PURRRR

At the local watering hole

Detective Autumn:  O rly?  Hmmm, well it just so happens that I heard that they've found them and are playing with them again at this moment.

Detective Autumn

Detective Autumn: I heard Boss Summer don't like it when her plans go wrong.  Mebbe you better go make sure the dolls din't make it out.

Setting the trap

Lucky:  Yeah!  Thanks dude!  I owe you one!  (runs back to scene of the crime)

Falling for it

Aha Moment!

Detective Autumn:  AHA!  Caught you red handed, er white pawed.  You stole the HSM dolls!

Suspect # 2 following orders

Lucky:  RATS!  Summer made me do it!  I swear I'm in-no-cent!!!

Insert "framed" joke here

I'll plead teh 5th

Tune in next week when we find out just who stole the cookies from the cookie jar with special guest star Butterscotch!

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